Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. -- George Burns (1896-1996)
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. -- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)
For the scientific acquisition of knowledge is almost as tedious as the routine acquisition of wealth. -- Eric Linklater (1899-1974)
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -- Stephen Wright
Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk? -- Steven Wright
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands ... but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- Somerset Maugham
A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.