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Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. -- Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930)
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -- Steven Wright
A little rockin and rollin is good for the soul, I guess. -- Blair
A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again. -- Jay Leno
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. -- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
Be an optimist, at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Kennedy. -- Anonymous
I have learned that success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. -- Booker T. Washington |
