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The search for truth is more precious than its possession. -- Albert Einstein
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Steven Wright
Be good and you will be lonesome. -- Mark Twain
Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk? -- Steven Wright
I never thought of taking the place of your lost love nor would I wish to, for if ever you choose to keep me in your heart, I want that place to be called as my own. - Pau
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ye poor posterity, think not that ye are the first. Other fools before ye have seen the sun rise and set, and the moon change her shape and her hour. As they were so ye are; and yet not so great; for the pyramids my people built stand to this day; whilst the dust heaps on which ye slave, and which ye call empires, scatter in the wind even as ye pile your dead sons' bodies on them to make yet more dust. -- G.B. Shaw, "Caesar and Cleopatra" |
